{"id":10345,"date":"2012-07-25T23:36:34","date_gmt":"2012-07-25T23:36:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/?p=10345"},"modified":"2012-07-25T23:43:37","modified_gmt":"2012-07-25T23:43:37","slug":"ode-to-george-jefferson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/2012\/07\/25\/ode-to-george-jefferson\/","title":{"rendered":"ODE TO GEORGE JEFFERSON"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.kqzyfj.com\/click-2783844-8766552\" target=\"_top\"><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.awltovhc.com\/image-2783844-8766552\" width=\"150\" height=\"120\" alt=\"Search for Foreclosures Nationwide.\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>ODE TO GEORGE JEFFERSON<\/strong><br \/>\nSherman Helmsley, George Jefferson on the Jeffersons show, has passed.  May he rest in peace.  Here is my ode to him:<\/p>\n<p>Oh George.<br \/>\nYe feet did wonders for Bentley&#8217;s back.<br \/>\nI used to watch thee before I hit the sack.<br \/>\nYoung was I when I watched thee on Saturday nights.<br \/>\nAnd now you&#8217;ve walked down the tunnel to the white light.<br \/>\nIt was the Muppets, Hee Haw, and Alice.<br \/>\nThis line in order to rhyme will end in chalice.<br \/>\nFollowed by Love Boat and Fantasy Island that evening.<br \/>\nSoon afterwards I would be dreaming.<br \/>\nNo longer will Florence pester you each day.<br \/>\nInstead you will dry clean angel suits and party.<br \/>\nDeep-voiced Weezie had one cool name.<br \/>\nNot so much was next door neighbor Tom Willis who was lame.<br \/>\nRalph the Doorman always expected a tip.<br \/>\nBut all you gave him was the flip.<br \/>\nLionel your son was rarely to be seen.<br \/>\nYour gig ..it was to dry clean.<br \/>\nYe are now truly in the deluxe apartment in the sky.<br \/>\nMoving on up.<br \/>\nMoving on up.<br \/>\n(click your fingers like a Beatnik here)<\/p>\n<p>Joe<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.joethecouponguy.com\">http:\/\/www.joethecouponguy.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ODE TO GEORGE JEFFERSON Sherman Helmsley, George Jefferson on the Jeffersons show, has passed. May he rest in peace. Here is my ode to him: Oh George. Ye feet did wonders for Bentley&#8217;s back. I used to watch thee before I hit the sack. Young was I when I watched thee on Saturday nights. And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10345"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10345"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10345\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}