{"id":11865,"date":"2012-12-22T18:24:32","date_gmt":"2012-12-22T18:24:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/?p=11865"},"modified":"2012-12-22T18:24:32","modified_gmt":"2012-12-22T18:24:32","slug":"my-top-ten-chores-now-that-the-world-hasnt-ended","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/2012\/12\/22\/my-top-ten-chores-now-that-the-world-hasnt-ended\/","title":{"rendered":"MY TOP TEN CHORES NOW THAT THE WORLD HASN&#8217;T ENDED"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jdoqocy.com\/click-2783844-10372114\" target=\"_top\"><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.tqlkg.com\/image-2783844-10372114\" width=\"468\" height=\"60\" alt=\"Lens.com\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>MY TOP TEN CHORES NOW THAT THE WORLD HASN&#8217;T ENDED<\/strong><br \/>\n10) Take out October&#8217;s garbage.<br \/>\n9) Flush toilet.<br \/>\n8) Go back to chewing meat thoroughly.<br \/>\n7) Cut mullet.<br \/>\n6) Stretch out my 2 week contacts to one month once again.<br \/>\n5) Trim nails with hacksaw.<br \/>\n4) Check my 12\/22 lottery numbers.<br \/>\n3) Go on diet after Mayan end of days eating binge.<br \/>\n2) Stop automated mass e-mail message sent to everyone.<br \/>\n1) Buy 2013 calender.<\/p>\n<p>Joe<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.joethecouponguy.com\">http:\/\/www.joethecouponguy.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tkqlhce.com\/click-2783844-10463514\" target=\"_top\"><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ftjcfx.com\/image-2783844-10463514\" width=\"125\" height=\"125\" alt=\"1-800-GET-LENS\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MY TOP TEN CHORES NOW THAT THE WORLD HASN&#8217;T ENDED 10) Take out October&#8217;s garbage. 9) Flush toilet. 8) Go back to chewing meat thoroughly. 7) Cut mullet. 6) Stretch out my 2 week contacts to one month once again. 5) Trim nails with hacksaw. 4) Check my 12\/22 lottery numbers. 3) Go on diet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11865"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11865"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11865\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}