{"id":1513,"date":"2010-08-01T23:39:06","date_gmt":"2010-08-01T23:39:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/?p=1513"},"modified":"2010-08-02T02:32:59","modified_gmt":"2010-08-02T02:32:59","slug":"deals-o-the-week-obits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/2010\/08\/01\/deals-o-the-week-obits\/","title":{"rendered":"DEALS O’ THE WEEK, OBITS"},"content":{"rendered":"

COUPONS.COM<\/strong>
\nNew coupons loaded for the month of August. Almost 200. They usually allow two coupons to be printed, sometimes more of each. Click here to get them:
\nCOUPONS.COM<\/a><\/p>\n

INFORMATIONWEEK <\/strong>
\nGet a free subscription of Information Week magazine here: https:\/\/www.cmpadministration.com\/ars\/emailnew.do?mode=emailnew&P=P2&F=1001805&K=MZGC <\/a><\/p>\n

OLD NAVY <\/strong>
\nFind clearance deals online at – free shipping with orders of $50 and more:
\nOLD NAVY CLEARANCE DEALS <\/a><\/p>\n

BEST DEAL MAGAZINES<\/strong>
\nDaily Deals:
\n8\/2 – Woman’s Day 1 Year – $4.39
\n8\/3 – Life Extension 1 Year – $4.39
\n8\/4 – Parents 1 Year – $4.39
\n8\/5 – Sporting News 1 Year – $4.39
\n8\/6 – Harper’s Bazaar 1 Year – $4.39
\n8\/7 – Sherman’s Travel 1 Year – $4.39
\n8\/8 – Hot Rod 1 Year – $8.49
\nWeekly Deals:
\nSPIN
\nAdditional 20% Off
\n$3.75 for 1 year
\nCoupon Code: WKLYSPEC
\nMUSCLE & FITNESS
\nAdditional 20% Off
\n$3.75 for 1 year
\nCoupon Code: WKLYSPEC
\nNYLON
\nAdditional 20% Off
\n$3.75 for 1 year
\nCoupon Code: WKLYSPEC
\nTake An Extra 15% Off Most Titles – Code: PXCJ88 Offer Expires August 8, 2010
\nTAKE AN EXTRA $5 OFF $30 ORDER COUPON – Code: MNDCJ88 Offer Expires August 8, 2010
\nTAKE AN EXTRA $7.50 OFF $40 ORDER COUPON – Code: MQQCJ88 Offer Expires August 8, 2010
\nTAKE AN EXTRA $10 OFF $50 ORDER COUPON – Code: MQPCJ88 Offer Expires August 8, 2010
\nClick here to order:
\nBEST DEAL MAGAZINE DEALS<\/a><\/p>\n

QUIZNOS <\/strong>
\nTry to win free food at Quiznos by going to this link:
\nhttp:\/\/www.quiznos.com\/543instantwin.html <\/a><\/p>\n

BUFFALO WILD WINGS<\/strong>
\nGet $100 of food if you host your fantasy football draft there. Limited number of teams allowed. Get a draft kit. Free wifi.
\nClick here for details:
\nhttp:\/\/tinyurl.com\/286grey <\/a><\/p>\n

OPENING <\/strong>
\nXtra Innings – Eastlake – in the place where Beef O’Bradys used to be.
\nElgin Furniture – Euclid – where Furniture Warehouse used to be <\/p>\n

CLOSING <\/strong>
\nDarna Moroccan Fusion – Shaker Heights
\nCaballo Bayo – Chagrin Falls
\nGo! Bistro – Mayfield<\/p>\n

OBITUARY <\/strong>
\nI had to find a picture of myself for a media thing. I dug around and looked at all my pictures and found that I don’t have many of just myself and if I did they weren’t very good pictures. I realized that I don’t even have a picture good enough for my obituary! I’ll have to work on that. <\/p>\n

Speaking of obituaries, I like to read the obituaries. I started a few years ago or so. I saw that there were more people I knew that were in them. But I was also drawn reading the write-ups of the lives of people that were in them. <\/p>\n

And some had nothing written about them. Were they loners or losers? Maybe the family knew nothing about them. Or maybe they didn’t have any family or friends left. How sad is that. Couldn’t one redeeming value be put in the write-up like he never had more than 12 items in an express lane. <\/p>\n

Then there are some that are written like books. Ethyl had a flair for crafts. She made exquisite pottery. There wasn’t a garage sale she didn’t like. She had lots of friends and will be dearly missed. How cliche. <\/p>\n

How about she was a boozer and one time she got so toasted she walked into the wrong house and fell asleep in the neighbor’s bed. Now I’d put stuff like that in mine whether it was the truth or not. What do I care. I’m dead. Keep ’em guessing I say. God knows my scorecard and that is the only being I need to impress. <\/p>\n

Then I saw some that weren’t married. I always am curious to see if they mention a special friend or ex. Maybe they catted around. There should be some baseball card-like stats with personal and physical stats listed. That would satisfy my craving for more detail on the person. Then again, I know God has my baseball card that we’ll sit down and go over. <\/p>\n

I see a lot of people liked Indians and Browns or were great with their family. I’m a big Indians and overall Cleveland fan. I want people knowing that. So I’d put that in there. I want to make sure people knew I was special so I’d tell them all the talents I had. Joe was one hell of a didgeridoo player. He was not so hot of a whistler, but he tried and that’s what counts. Coupons was his gig and he got his casket at a discount. <\/p>\n

I don’t know why writing that made me think of this, but one time when I was in Texas waiting for my friend’s Mom to finish up work at a nursing home we ended up being there while some old coot was having his birthday. It was a special one. Something like 100 or even more. <\/p>\n

His name was Woolum Morten. He kept saying he loved everyone and he would say to me and my friend “I love you boys, all of you.” Kinda creepy like the old pervert neighbor on the Family Guy and come to think of it he looked like him, but maybe he was just letting God know he was spreading his joy and love to everyone before he was told to get on the White Light Express. I was just glad he wasn’t giving out free hugs. <\/p>\n

Anyway, after that me and my friend would always quote good ol’ Woolum. We’d say “I love you boys, all of you” all the damn time and in Woolum’s old man accent. It stuck in our brains like oatmeal on a chipmunk. Damn that Woolum for doing that. <\/p>\n

Then there are pics of people that don’t match the age they died. I think I should use my 4th grade pic – the one where my lip was fat from falling on my face when I tried to use my corduroy pants as a jump rope. I had a snazzy zipper ring shirt on too. Or that might have been my third grade pic. Either way, I remember having a happy go lucky smile. <\/p>\n

So while you got the time, get your picture and bio together. You never know when you’ll join Woolum. And Ethyl and her pottery will be waiting for you too. <\/p>\n

VALU KING <\/strong>
\nEastlake Grand opening ad and News-Herald had a $5 off $50 coupon. Ad has $1 off $5 deli purchase coupon.
\nCantaloupes – 99 cents
\nNectarines\/Plums\/Peaches\/Red Seedless Grapes – 99 cents\/lb
\nBananas – 33 cents\/lb
\nStrawberries – $1.49 pkg
\nBlueberries – $1.49 pint
\nCelery – 99 cents bunch
\nTomatoes\/Green Beans\/Vidalia Onions – 99 cents\/lb <\/p>\n

MARCS<\/strong>
\nGrape Tomatoes – 99 cents\/pkg
\nGala Apples – 89 cents\/lb
\nCelery – 99 cents\/bunch
\nGreen or Yellow Squash – 89 cents\/lb
\nRadishes – 89 cents\/bag
\nGreen Peppers – 89 cents\/lb
\nGreen Cabbage – 29 cents\/lb
\nCucumbers – 2 for $1
\nWatermelon – jumbo size – $3.49
\nBlueberries – pint – $1.66
\nMedium Eggs – 2 for $1 <\/p>\n

KMART <\/strong>
\nDouble Coupons up to 99 cents value – limit 5 – goes until August 3rd- Supercenters only – check you store
\nMonday Only – Cheez-It – 99 cents – limit 2 with $20 purchase
\nTuesday only – Idaho Potatoes – 77 cents – 5 lb bag with $20 purchase
\nMangos – 79 cents each
\nGrapes – $1\/lb
\nTyson chicken $1.99\/lb
\nWhole bonless porkloin – $1.99 lb <\/p>\n

GIANT EAGLE<\/strong>
\nFree diabetes screenings. Check location date and times at http:\/\/www.gianteagle.com\/screenings<\/a>. Five free diabetes medication – chlorpropamide, glimepiride, glipizide, glyburide, metformin, & chachiarcola – started July 29th. <\/p>\n

MCDONALDS <\/strong>
\nBOGO coupons mailed to homes. Included with mailer is a coupon for a free small premium roast coffee. No purchase necessary. Expires 8\/30\/10. <\/p>\n

LOWES<\/strong>
\nHalf off on all annuals. While supplies last. perennials are better since they come back every year. <\/p>\n

THRIFTIQUE <\/strong>
\n$5 off $20 purchase coupon in Thursdays PD. Located on Warrensville Heights. Furniture, fashions, collectibles, & more. <\/p>\n

ALDIS <\/strong>
\nNectarines\/Plums\/Peaches – 25 cents each
\nBlueberries – $1.29 pint
\nStrawberries – $1.29 1 lb pkg <\/p>\n

CVS<\/strong>
\nColgate Total – 99 cents after extra bucks – use $1 coupon = free
\nAltoids – 49 cents after extra bucks
\nACT II popcorn – 8\/$10 – use .40 coupon on each – get $3 in extra bucks
\nSkippy Peanut butter – 6\/$10 – use .40 coupon on each – get $3 in extra bucks
\nGilette Fusion Proglide – 989 cents after extra bucks and $4 coupon<\/p>\n

WALGREENS<\/strong>
\nFree after register rewards:
\nCrayola Washable markers
\nCrayola crayons – 24 ct
\nComplete contact solution
\nAlive Energy Multivitamins
\nHershey’s candy – buy$10 get $5 in register rewards
\nGilette Fusion Proglide – 89 cents after register rewards and $4 coupon
\nGet 30 digital photo prints developed for $3. Use code FLASH30. Ends 8\/7. Free shipping on orders of $25 or more (no code needed). Click here to order:
\nWALGREENS PHOTO DEAL<\/a><\/p>\n

FAST1CHARTERS<\/strong>
\nToday’s Deal: Tickets for a 90-Minute Lake Erie Sunset Cruise for 2\u20135 People from Fast1Charters (Up to $250 Value). From $60. At Edgewater Ramps.
\nClick here to order:
\nClick here to order:
\nFAST1CHARTER DEAL<\/a><\/p>\n

JOANN FABRICS<\/strong>
\nGet a $10 super saver card when you spend $50 – get it only Aug 6 to 8.
\nFind 60% off items and 40% off coupon or use code NER219 online.
\nClick here to find online deals:
\nJOANN FABRIC DEALS<\/a><\/p>\n

OFFICEMAX<\/strong>
\nRuler – 5 cents – limit 6
\n12 pack pencils – 10 cents – limit 3
\nPapermate pens 10 pack – 10 cents – limit 3
\n1″ or 1.5″ poly binders – 30 cents
\nFiller paper 100 count – 20 cents – limit 6<\/p>\n

RITE AID<\/strong>
\n$25 free gift card when transfering a prescription coupon in ad.
\nLA Looks gel – free after rebate and recent $1 coupon
\nTrident multipacks – 99 cents after UP reward
\nCrest mouthwash – 4 for $10 after rebate – use $2 coupon on each = 4\/$2
\nProfoot foot products – 3\/$3 after rebate and UP reward
\nRold Gold Pretzels\/Cheetos\/Fritos – 2 for $3 after UP reward
\nOral B toothbrush – 99 cents after UP reward – use $2 coupon
\nHerbal Essence – 2 for $3 after UP reward – use BOGO coupon – 2\/.50
\nGilette Fusion Proglide – 99 cents after rebate and $4 coupon<\/p>\n

AGOSTINOS<\/strong>
\n$10 for $20 Worth of Fine Italian Dining at Agostino’s Ristorante.
\nClick here to order:
\n http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/2acc62u<\/a><\/p>\n

CLASS SCHEDULE <\/strong>
\nWant to schedule me for a speaking engagement this fall or winter? Contact me at joe@joethecouponguy.com. I do speaking engagements at libraries, PTA’s, Senior Centers, Companies for the lunch-n-learns, you name it. <\/p>\n

Check my latest schedule at http:\/\/www.joethecouponguy.com\/schedule\/index.htm<\/a>. If you want me to speak at one of your libraries, ask the manager at your local library and request that they book me. <\/p>\n

RESTAURANT.COM<\/strong>
\nFind the latest restaurant.com deals at: http:\/\/www.joethecouponguy.com\/links\/index.htm<\/a>.<\/p>\n

WELW<\/strong>
\nCheck out WELW 1220 AM at 7:18 AM as I go over the deals o’ the week with co-hosts Mike and Mike. Check out the podcast and webcam at http:\/\/www.welw.com<\/a>. <\/p>\n

FACEBOOK<\/strong>
\nBe my Coupon Guy Facebook friend at: http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/Joe-The-Coupon-Guy\/197073886914<\/a><\/p>\n

Joe
\nhttp:\/\/www.joethecouponguy.com <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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