{"id":524,"date":"2010-01-13T17:36:27","date_gmt":"2010-01-13T17:36:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/?p=524"},"modified":"2010-01-14T02:49:22","modified_gmt":"2010-01-14T02:49:22","slug":"class-schedule-eyebrows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/2010\/01\/13\/class-schedule-eyebrows\/","title":{"rendered":"CLASS SCHEDULE, EYEBROWS"},"content":{"rendered":"

strong>MURPHY USA<\/strong>
\nGet $1 off a $10 purchase or more.
\nhttp:\/\/offers.murphyusa.com\/new_year_2010.html <\/a>
\n\u00a0
\nBALLYS<\/strong>
\nGet a free one week pass:
\nhttp:\/\/tinyurl.com\/ybgkvad<\/a>
\n\u00a0
\nYMCA<\/strong>
\nThey are offering a free three month membership to Cuyahoga County residents. Click here for details: http:\/\/cchealth.clevelandclinic.org\/gofit-greater-cleveland-challenge-2010 <\/a><\/p>\n

OUR TOWN AND ALL AROUND COUPON BOOK<\/strong>
\nNow $25!
\nOrder here:
\nhttp:\/\/www.joethecouponguy.com\/merchandise\/index.htm<\/a><\/p>\n

YOUCH <\/strong>
\nThe median home price in Southern California was $505,000 in July 2007, $385,000 in April 2008, and $249,000 in May 2009.\u00a0 <\/p>\n

A LITTLE STORY<\/strong>
\nI’m due for a new hairdo. \u00a0I saw that Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate with Eight fame changed hers and it made me think that I was due for a change too. \u00a0I think I’ve had the same haircut since 7th grade. \u00a0Before then I used to part my hair on the side. \u00a0I forget if it was on the left or right side, but it forced me to carry a comb at all time because I had to separate the left side of my hair from the right side. \u00a0Joining the puberty parade made me realize that I needed something that looked hot, much more hot. \u00a0There were girls that just had to see my hair in a different pattern and it would drive them crazy. \u00a0So I went with the feathered-back look or at least that is what happened when you comb your hair back after parting it for years. \u00a0 <\/p>\n

My hair now is short so I can’t do much with it. \u00a0It’s either cut it short or shorter. \u00a0I used to have my hair long enough where I would twirl big knots in it. \u00a0I just liked the way it felt. \u00a0One day I went to Uncle Bills where I forgot I had a knotted twirl left on my head. \u00a0I believe I started a slow-developing trend that day because now I see rappers like Snoop Dog with that look. \u00a0 <\/p>\n

There was a time that I did have a moment when I did change my hair. Remember the Wild Thing haircut that Charlie Sheen had for the movie Major League. Yah, I did that zig-zag thing to the back of my hair. What can I say, I’m a big Cleveland Indians fan.<\/p>\n

Back to what I should do with my hair now. \u00a0Do I give myself a Mohawk? \u00a0A permanent? \u00a0Should I add hair attachments? \u00a0Do I go blonde? \u00a0Should I shave my head? \u00a0I’m thinking I should start a new trend again. \u00a0As I get older I want things to be more practical. \u00a0So I’m going to have my hair done so that it’s in the shape of a hat. \u00a0It’ll keep the sun and rain out of my eyes and It’ll save me time with putting a hat on my head besides the few dollars it will save me from having to buy new hats. \u00a0To get it into the shape of a hat I will have to keep from washing it much. \u00a0The grease and the bonding agent of dust, lint, and errant dandruff will help concrete a hat shape on my head. \u00a0<\/p>\n

I need an side accersory to go with my look. I don’t want to be one-dimensional with it. So I will also grow my eyebrows out so that I have two mini-hats above my eyes. \u00a0I’m talking Leonid Breznev eyebrows, but manicured. To make my eyebrows grow faster I will have to scrunch my face as if I’m concentrating heavily. \u00a0 <\/p>\n

The new look will stroke my ego some because of all the attention it will get me. \u00a0People will point at me and fawn over my new look. \u00a0To add to my look I will also develop a new hitch in my walk. \u00a0I will add a little kick thing to it. \u00a0It might take me longer to get where I’m going with an added kick, but this is a package deal with myself. \u00a0After all, this new year means a new me. Or until I get bored with it after 30 years.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\n\nHi, I'm Leonid Breznev...remember me? \u00a0You're likin them eyebrows ain'tcha. \u00a0 Unibrow power!\n\n\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Andy Rooney’s eyebrows…they look like butterflies napping above his glassy eyes.<\/p>\n


\nLAWSUIT<\/strong>
\nPBM, a leading infant formula company that supplies store-brand infant formulas to Walmart, Sam’s Club, Target, Kroger, Walgreens, and other retailers, has won a $13.5 million damages award in its false advertising lawsuit against Mead Johnson & Co. PBM\u2019s lawsuit claimed that Mead Johnson engaged in false and misleading campaigns against PBM\u2019s competing store-brand of infant formulas, suggesting they do not provide the same nutrition as Mead Johnson\u2019s brands. PBM\u2019s store-brand infant formulas cost up to 50 percent less than Enfamil\u00ae LIPIL\u00ae. The $13.5 million in damages awarded by the jury in the United States District Court for the Eastern District of Virginia is one of the largest damages awards ever for a false advertising case. <\/p>\n

CLOSING<\/strong>
\nFoot Locker – 117 stores
\nBlockbuster – Strongsville & Middleburg Heights (Southland) – Redbox is really beating up the competition.<\/p>\n

CLASS SCHEDULE
\n2010 NO EXPIRATION DATE TOUR<\/em><\/strong>
\nAll the library classes are free. Most will request that you register for the class. The fee classes are longer. Times subject to change. If you’d like to book me for a speaking engagement, please contact me at joe@joethecouponguy.com.
\nJan 14, 2010 – Thursday – 7:00 to 8:00 PM – Pearl Road PTA
\nJan 20, 2010 – Wednesday – 7:00 to 8:30 PM – Orange Seniors
\nJan 27, 2010 – Wednesday – 7:00 to 8:30 PM – Euclid Library
\nJan 28, 2010 – Thursday – 7:00 to 8:30 PM – Crestview Elementary – Brunswick
\nFeb 3, 2010 – Thursday – 7:00 to 9:00 PM – Solon Community Center – Call 440-349-6245 to sign up – $10 fee
\nFeb 9, 2010 – Tuesday – 7:00 to 8:30 PM – Rocky River Early Childhood PTA
\nFeb 10, 2010 – Wednesday – 7:00 to 8:30 PM – Brecksville-Broadview Heights Preschool Mothers Club
\nFeb 24, 2010 – Wednesday – 6:00 to 7:00 PM – Willoughby Hills Library
\nMar 1, 2010 – Monday – 8:00 to 9:30 PM – North Royalton Early Childhood PTA
\nMar 10, 2010 – Wednesday – 7:30 to 8:30 PM – Fairview Park Early Childhood PTA
\nMar 25, 2010 – Thursday – 12:30 to 1:30 PM – North Olmsted Seniors
\nApr 8, 2010 – Thurdsday – 7:00 to 8:00 PM – Olmsted Falls PTA
\nMay 3, 2010 – Monday – 7:00 to 8:30 PM – Wildwood Recreation Center – Mentor
\nMay 13, 2010 – Thursday – 5:30 to 6:30 PM – Madison Library (Mansfield area)
\nJune 14, 2010 – Monday – 7:15 to 9:15 PM – Lakeland Community College – $29 fee – Call 440-525-7116 to register – 2 hour class
\nJuly 13, 2010 – Tuesday – 7:00 to 8:30 PM – Parma Hospital<\/p>\n

Joe
\nhttp:\/\/www.joethecouponguy.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

strong>MURPHY USA Get $1 off a $10 purchase or more. http:\/\/offers.murphyusa.com\/new_year_2010.html \u00a0 BALLYS Get a free one week pass: http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/ybgkvad \u00a0 YMCA They are offering a free three month membership to Cuyahoga County residents. Click here for details: http:\/\/cchealth.clevelandclinic.org\/gofit-greater-cleveland-challenge-2010 OUR TOWN AND ALL AROUND COUPON BOOK Now $25! Order here: http:\/\/www.joethecouponguy.com\/merchandise\/index.htm YOUCH The median home […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}