{"id":7221,"date":"2011-11-18T16:44:27","date_gmt":"2011-11-18T16:44:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/?p=7221"},"modified":"2011-11-18T16:44:27","modified_gmt":"2011-11-18T16:44:27","slug":"these-deals-are-better-than-the-puns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joethecouponguy.com\/blog1\/2011\/11\/18\/these-deals-are-better-than-the-puns\/","title":{"rendered":"THESE DEALS ARE BETTER THAN THE PUNS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><IFRAME SRC=\"http:\/\/ad.doubleclick.net\/adi\/N6457.2825.COMMISSIONJUNCTION\/B5079981.3;sz=468x60;cj_sid=;cj_pid=2783844;cj_aid=10867172;ord=[timestamp]?\" WIDTH=468 HEIGHT=60 MARGINWIDTH=0 MARGINHEIGHT=0 HSPACE=0 VSPACE=0 FRAMEBORDER=0 SCROLLING=no BORDERCOLOR=\"#000000\"> <SCRIPT language=\"JavaScript1.1\" SRC=\"http:\/\/ad.doubleclick.net\/adj\/N6457.2825.COMMISSIONJUNCTION\/B5079981.3;abr=!ie;sz=468x60;cj_sid=;cj_pid=2783844;cj_aid=10867172;ord=[timestamp]?\"> <\/SCRIPT> <NOSCRIPT> <A HREF=\"http:\/\/ad.doubleclick.net\/jump\/N6457.2825.COMMISSIONJUNCTION\/B5079981.3;abr=!ie4;abr=!ie5;sz=468x60;cj_sid=;cj_pid=2783844;cj_aid=10867172;ord=[timestamp]?\"> <IMG SRC=\"http:\/\/ad.doubleclick.net\/ad\/N6457.2825.COMMISSIONJUNCTION\/B5079981.3;abr=!ie4;abr=!ie5;sz=468x60;cj_sid=;cj_pid=2783844;cj_aid=10867172;ord=[timestamp]?\" BORDER=0 WIDTH=468 HEIGHT=60 ALT=\"Advertisement\"><\/A> <\/NOSCRIPT> <\/IFRAME><\/p>\n<p>Some of my puns are worse than Little Billy&#8217;s from the Family Circus&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>HAL JAFFE NAME ART<\/strong><br \/>\nSpell out this deal for $69 for customizable name art from Hal Jaffe Name Art ($159.95 value).<br \/>\nClick here:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/6ba8tdq\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/6ba8tdq<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>BELLA CUPCAKE COUTURE<\/strong><br \/>\nEat up this deal for $15 for $30 worth of stylish cupcake wrappers from Bella Cupcake Couture.<br \/>\nClick here:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/6ba8tdq\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/6ba8tdq<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>PRIZED PEARLS<\/strong><br \/>\nGet your bling bling for less with this deal.  $15 for two pairs of earrings or up to 78% off pearl jewelry from Prized Pearls.<br \/>\nClick here:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/6ba8tdq\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/6ba8tdq<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>MYXX<\/strong><br \/>\nGet stirred up with this deal at MYXX &#8211; the Cleveland Heights neighborhood&#8217;s hippest new lounge and restaurant. Spend $15 for $30 to spend on food and non-alcoholic drinks at this luxe establishment modeled after New York&#8217;s famed Soho-style lounges.<br \/>\nClick here:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/4epwuq5\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/4epwuq5<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>BAKERS CANDIES<\/strong><br \/>\nChew on this sweet deal.  Spend $7 and receive $15 of goodies at Bakers Candies in Willoughby Hills.<br \/>\nClick here:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/4epwuq5\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/4epwuq5<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>SCOUNDRELS BAR &#038; GRILLE<\/strong><br \/>\nNo shenanigans with this deal at Scoundrels Bar &#038; Grill in Berea. Pay just $15 for $30 to spend on classic American food and non-alcoholic drinks.<br \/>\nClick here:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/4epwuq5\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/4epwuq5<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>SPLAT PAINTBALL<\/strong><br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll have a blast with this deal at Splat Paintball at Clay&#8217;s Park Resort in Akron.  For only $10, today&#8217;s deal includes three hours of play, equipment rental, and 300 paintballs (a $30 value).<br \/>\nClick here:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/4epwuq5\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/4epwuq5<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jdoqocy.com\/click-2783844-10769818\" target=\"_top\"><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.awltovhc.com\/image-2783844-10769818\" width=\"468\" height=\"60\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>DOLCE ORGANIC SALON<\/strong><br \/>\nTrim your bill with this deal at Dolce Organic Salon in Strongsville. Choose between the following options:<br \/>\n\u2022For $49, you get an organic haircut (a $45 value) and color (up to a $56 value; a $101 total value).<br \/>\n\u2022For $65, you get an organic haircut (a $45 value) and full highlights (up to a $91 value; a $136 total value).Click here:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/4bqn6dt\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/4bqn6dt<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>YUMMYS BAKERY<\/strong><br \/>\nThis deal tastes so good I can smell it.  Get 2 Pounds of Fudge or $10 for $20 Worth of Baked Goods at Yummy\u2019s Bakery in Rootstown (use Akron\/Canton for city).<br \/>\nClick here:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/4bqn6dt\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/4bqn6dt<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>SPOON ME<\/strong><br \/>\nLet your coinpurse go on a diet with this deal &#8211; for $7, you get $15 worth of frozen yogurt, salads, and wraps at Spoon Me in Westlake.<br \/>\nClick here:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/4bqn6dt\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/4bqn6dt<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>A CHRISTMAS CAROL<\/strong><br \/>\nThis deal deserves a standing ovation.  See A Christmas Carol, presented by Great Lakes Theater at the Ohio Theatre at PlayhouseSquare. Buyers will receive A-level seats, which places them in the orchestra or mezzanine. Choose from the following options:<\/p>\n<p>\u2022For $25, you get a ticket for one of the following shows (a $50 value):<br \/>\n\u2022Wednesday, December 14, at 7:30 p.m.<br \/>\n\u2022Thursday, December 15, at 7:30 p.m.<br \/>\n\u2022Saturday, December 17, at 1:30 p.m.<br \/>\n\u2022Thursday, December 22, at 1:30 p.m.<br \/>\n\u2022Friday, December 23, at 1:30 p.m.<\/p>\n<p>\u2022For $30, you get a ticket for one of the following shows (a $60 value):<br \/>\n\u2022Friday, December 2, at 7:30 p.m.<br \/>\n\u2022Saturday, December 3, at 7:30 p.m.Click here:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/4bqn6dt\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/4bqn6dt<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>QUAIL HOLLOW RESORT<\/strong><br \/>\nRest easy with this deal at the Quail Hollow Resort in Concord.<br \/>\n\u2022For $89, a one-night stay for two adults and up to one kid in a king room and $50 credit to CK&#8217;s Steakhouse<br \/>\n\u2022Or, for $159, a two-night stay for two adults and up to one kid in a king room and $75 credit to CK&#8217;s Steakhouse<\/p>\n<p>Click here:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/4bqn6dt\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/4bqn6dt<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>AKRON ZOO<\/strong><br \/>\nGet wild about this deal for the Akron Zoo. Choose between the following options:<br \/>\n\u2022For $6, you get admission for two people during the winter season (a $12 value). The zoo\u2019s winter season lasts through April 30.<br \/>\n\u2022For $10, you get admission for two people during the winter season and one medium pizza (a $22 total value).<br \/>\nClick here:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/4bqn6dt\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/4bqn6dt<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>GUNS N ROSES<\/strong><br \/>\nCheck out this rockin&#8217; deal to see the Guns N\u2019 Roses at the Covelli Centre on Wednesday, December 7, at 8 p.m. Doors open at 7 p.m. Choose between the following options (use Youngstown for city):<br \/>\n\u2022For $25, you get one ticket for reserved seating in sections 220\u2013222 (up to a $54.10 value, including all ticketing fees).<br \/>\n\u2022For $33, you get one ticket for reserved seating in section 202 or 218 (up to a $68.90 value, including all ticketing fees).<br \/>\nClick here:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/4bqn6dt\">http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/4bqn6dt<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>CARIBOU COFFEE<\/strong><br \/>\nCheck out these yummy deals.<br \/>\n1\/2 off grilled cheese sandwich from 11 to 2 PM on Fri\/Sat\/Sun in November.<br \/>\n20% off beans and merchandise on Friday, Nov 18, and Saturday, Nov 19.<\/p>\n<p>Joe<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.joethecouponguy.com\">http:\/\/www.joethecouponguy.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jdoqocy.com\/click-2783844-10919767\" target=\"_top\"><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.awltovhc.com\/image-2783844-10919767\" width=\"200\" height=\"165\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some of my puns are worse than Little Billy&#8217;s from the Family Circus&#8230; HAL JAFFE NAME ART Spell out this deal for $69 for customizable name art from Hal Jaffe Name Art ($159.95 value). 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