TEN THINGS THAT MAKE ME FEEL MACHO
10) Opening jars
9) Wretching
8) Tipping 19%
7) Giving unexpectedly overly-firm handshakes
6) Tying knots with no help whatsosever
5) Installing laminate flooring
4) Investigating scat
3) Dancing on the ceiling
2) Getting my recommended daily allowance of riboflavin
1) Drinking beer while listening to Delilah