TOP TEN SIGNS THAT SPRING IS HERE

TOP TEN SIGNS THAT SPRING IS HERE
10) Windshield washer fluid now replaced with lemonade.
9) Robins no longer have to thaw out frozen earthworms over hot mufflers.
8) Package of Crocuses I forgot in my car trunk are now blooming.
7) Potholes now being filled with cypress mulch.
6) Migrating birds scavenging for french fries again at the local McDonalds.
5) Time for my spring bath.
4) The smell of baseball and steriods is in the air.
3) The gray of winter is now replaced by the gray of spring.
2) Local hibernating mammals are awaken by the sound of back-firing lawn mowers.
1) Clocks I forget to move back one hour in the fall are now on the right time.

Joe
http://www.joethecouponguy.com

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