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8/6 – Harper’s Bazaar 1 Year – $4.39
8/7 – Sherman’s Travel 1 Year – $4.39
8/8 – Hot Rod 1 Year – $8.49
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QUIZNOS
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BUFFALO WILD WINGS
Get $100 of food if you host your fantasy football draft there. Limited number of teams allowed. Get a draft kit. Free wifi.
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OPENING
Xtra Innings – Eastlake – in the place where Beef O’Bradys used to be.
Elgin Furniture – Euclid – where Furniture Warehouse used to be
CLOSING
Darna Moroccan Fusion – Shaker Heights
Caballo Bayo – Chagrin Falls
Go! Bistro – Mayfield
OBITUARY
I had to find a picture of myself for a media thing. I dug around and looked at all my pictures and found that I don’t have many of just myself and if I did they weren’t very good pictures. I realized that I don’t even have a picture good enough for my obituary! I’ll have to work on that.
Speaking of obituaries, I like to read the obituaries. I started a few years ago or so. I saw that there were more people I knew that were in them. But I was also drawn reading the write-ups of the lives of people that were in them.
And some had nothing written about them. Were they loners or losers? Maybe the family knew nothing about them. Or maybe they didn’t have any family or friends left. How sad is that. Couldn’t one redeeming value be put in the write-up like he never had more than 12 items in an express lane.
Then there are some that are written like books. Ethyl had a flair for crafts. She made exquisite pottery. There wasn’t a garage sale she didn’t like. She had lots of friends and will be dearly missed. How cliche.
How about she was a boozer and one time she got so toasted she walked into the wrong house and fell asleep in the neighbor’s bed. Now I’d put stuff like that in mine whether it was the truth or not. What do I care. I’m dead. Keep ’em guessing I say. God knows my scorecard and that is the only being I need to impress.
Then I saw some that weren’t married. I always am curious to see if they mention a special friend or ex. Maybe they catted around. There should be some baseball card-like stats with personal and physical stats listed. That would satisfy my craving for more detail on the person. Then again, I know God has my baseball card that we’ll sit down and go over.
I see a lot of people liked Indians and Browns or were great with their family. I’m a big Indians and overall Cleveland fan. I want people knowing that. So I’d put that in there. I want to make sure people knew I was special so I’d tell them all the talents I had. Joe was one hell of a didgeridoo player. He was not so hot of a whistler, but he tried and that’s what counts. Coupons was his gig and he got his casket at a discount.
I don’t know why writing that made me think of this, but one time when I was in Texas waiting for my friend’s Mom to finish up work at a nursing home we ended up being there while some old coot was having his birthday. It was a special one. Something like 100 or even more.
His name was Woolum Morten. He kept saying he loved everyone and he would say to me and my friend “I love you boys, all of you.” Kinda creepy like the old pervert neighbor on the Family Guy and come to think of it he looked like him, but maybe he was just letting God know he was spreading his joy and love to everyone before he was told to get on the White Light Express. I was just glad he wasn’t giving out free hugs.
Anyway, after that me and my friend would always quote good ol’ Woolum. We’d say “I love you boys, all of you” all the damn time and in Woolum’s old man accent. It stuck in our brains like oatmeal on a chipmunk. Damn that Woolum for doing that.
Then there are pics of people that don’t match the age they died. I think I should use my 4th grade pic – the one where my lip was fat from falling on my face when I tried to use my corduroy pants as a jump rope. I had a snazzy zipper ring shirt on too. Or that might have been my third grade pic. Either way, I remember having a happy go lucky smile.
So while you got the time, get your picture and bio together. You never know when you’ll join Woolum. And Ethyl and her pottery will be waiting for you too.
VALU KING
Eastlake Grand opening ad and News-Herald had a $5 off $50 coupon. Ad has $1 off $5 deli purchase coupon.
Cantaloupes – 99 cents
Nectarines/Plums/Peaches/Red Seedless Grapes – 99 cents/lb
Bananas – 33 cents/lb
Strawberries – $1.49 pkg
Blueberries – $1.49 pint
Celery – 99 cents bunch
Tomatoes/Green Beans/Vidalia Onions – 99 cents/lb
MARCS
Grape Tomatoes – 99 cents/pkg
Gala Apples – 89 cents/lb
Celery – 99 cents/bunch
Green or Yellow Squash – 89 cents/lb
Radishes – 89 cents/bag
Green Peppers – 89 cents/lb
Green Cabbage – 29 cents/lb
Cucumbers – 2 for $1
Watermelon – jumbo size – $3.49
Blueberries – pint – $1.66
Medium Eggs – 2 for $1
KMART
Double Coupons up to 99 cents value – limit 5 – goes until August 3rd- Supercenters only – check you store
Monday Only – Cheez-It – 99 cents – limit 2 with $20 purchase
Tuesday only – Idaho Potatoes – 77 cents – 5 lb bag with $20 purchase
Mangos – 79 cents each
Grapes – $1/lb
Tyson chicken $1.99/lb
Whole bonless porkloin – $1.99 lb
GIANT EAGLE
Free diabetes screenings. Check location date and times at http://www.gianteagle.com/screenings. Five free diabetes medication – chlorpropamide, glimepiride, glipizide, glyburide, metformin, & chachiarcola – started July 29th.
MCDONALDS
BOGO coupons mailed to homes. Included with mailer is a coupon for a free small premium roast coffee. No purchase necessary. Expires 8/30/10.
LOWES
Half off on all annuals. While supplies last. perennials are better since they come back every year.
THRIFTIQUE
$5 off $20 purchase coupon in Thursdays PD. Located on Warrensville Heights. Furniture, fashions, collectibles, & more.
ALDIS
Nectarines/Plums/Peaches – 25 cents each
Blueberries – $1.29 pint
Strawberries – $1.29 1 lb pkg
CVS
Colgate Total – 99 cents after extra bucks – use $1 coupon = free
Altoids – 49 cents after extra bucks
ACT II popcorn – 8/$10 – use .40 coupon on each – get $3 in extra bucks
Skippy Peanut butter – 6/$10 – use .40 coupon on each – get $3 in extra bucks
Gilette Fusion Proglide – 989 cents after extra bucks and $4 coupon
WALGREENS
Free after register rewards:
Crayola Washable markers
Crayola crayons – 24 ct
Complete contact solution
Alive Energy Multivitamins
Hershey’s candy – buy$10 get $5 in register rewards
Gilette Fusion Proglide – 89 cents after register rewards and $4 coupon
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FAST1CHARTERS
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JOANN FABRICS
Get a $10 super saver card when you spend $50 – get it only Aug 6 to 8.
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OFFICEMAX
Ruler – 5 cents – limit 6
12 pack pencils – 10 cents – limit 3
Papermate pens 10 pack – 10 cents – limit 3
1″ or 1.5″ poly binders – 30 cents
Filler paper 100 count – 20 cents – limit 6
RITE AID
$25 free gift card when transfering a prescription coupon in ad.
LA Looks gel – free after rebate and recent $1 coupon
Trident multipacks – 99 cents after UP reward
Crest mouthwash – 4 for $10 after rebate – use $2 coupon on each = 4/$2
Profoot foot products – 3/$3 after rebate and UP reward
Rold Gold Pretzels/Cheetos/Fritos – 2 for $3 after UP reward
Oral B toothbrush – 99 cents after UP reward – use $2 coupon
Herbal Essence – 2 for $3 after UP reward – use BOGO coupon – 2/.50
Gilette Fusion Proglide – 99 cents after rebate and $4 coupon
AGOSTINOS
$10 for $20 Worth of Fine Italian Dining at Agostino’s Ristorante.
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CLASS SCHEDULE
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Check my latest schedule at http://www.joethecouponguy.com/schedule/index.htm. If you want me to speak at one of your libraries, ask the manager at your local library and request that they book me.
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WELW
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