MY TOP TEN CHORES NOW THAT THE WORLD HASN’T ENDED


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MY TOP TEN CHORES NOW THAT THE WORLD HASN’T ENDED
10) Take out October’s garbage.
9) Flush toilet.
8) Go back to chewing meat thoroughly.
7) Cut mullet.
6) Stretch out my 2 week contacts to one month once again.
5) Trim nails with hacksaw.
4) Check my 12/22 lottery numbers.
3) Go on diet after Mayan end of days eating binge.
2) Stop automated mass e-mail message sent to everyone.
1) Buy 2013 calender.

Joe
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