TOP TWELVE BEST SECOND JOBS
12) Putting those little stickers on apples, bananas, and other produce
11) Saxophone playing bum
10) Pinch hitter
9) Freddy Kreuger’s wardrobe consultant
8) Parade candy cleaner-upper
7) Larry King’s wedding hall consultant
6) Spiderweb repairman
5) Pitching count counter
4) Natural gas odor installer
3) Heckler bouncer
2) Diary reader
1) Carnival engineer
TOP TWELVE WORST SECOND JOBS
12) Person that let’s stinky breath Opticians know that they get too close to you when they check your eyes
11) Woolworth’s tattoo department attendant
10) Tidy Bowl Man at a Taco Bell restaurant toilet.
9) Kate Gosselin School of Dance instructor
8) Political debate professional interrupter stopper
7) Ladder carrier and holder person for scaling castles for attacks
6) Deodorant effectiveness sniff tester
5) Mike Rowe’s Dirtiest Jobs show cameraman
4) Spinach in teeth pointer-outter
3) Dick Goddard’s retirement party planner
2) Coupon short expiration date maker-upper
1) Bluto’s sparring partner