Archive for March, 2012

SUNGLASSES SALE

Friday, March 23rd, 2012


GRAVEYARD MALL
Get 9 pairs of Womens Branded Sunglasses for $10.99 ($299.85 value). What a deal! Now when you sit on one and break it you’ll still have 8 left.

Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/6wageyr

Joe
http://www.joethecouponguy.com

RESTAURANT.COM SALE

Friday, March 23rd, 2012


Restaurant.com Weekly Promo Offer 600 X 400

RESTAURANT.COM
Get 70% off already discounted restaurant gift certificates! Get a $25 gift certificate for only $3 (normally $10) or even $50 gift certificates for $6 (normally $20)!

No expiration date on the gift certificates!
Deal expires 3/25/12!
Use code: SPRING

Click here to order:
http://tinyurl.com/7pomyul

Over 18,000 restaurants across the U.S. and 250 in the northeast Ohio area on Restaurant.com.

Joe
http://www.joethecouponguy.com

KELLOGGS COUPONS

Friday, March 23rd, 2012


KELLOGGS
Get these coupons and more on the link below.
SAVE 70¢Kellogg’s® Crunchy Nut™ On any TWO Kellogg’s® Crunchy Nut™ Cereals
SAVE $1.00Kellogg’s® Crispix® on any TWO Kellogg’s® Crispix® Cereal
SAVE $1.00Kellogg’s® Frosted Mini-Wheats® On any TWO Kellogg’s® Frosted Mini-Wheats® Cereals
SAVE $1.00Kellogg’s® Krispies® Cereals On any TWO Kellogg’s® Rice Krispies® and/or Cocoa Krispies® Cereals
SAVE $1.00Kellogg’s™ Special K™ Protein Products On Any TWO Kellogg’s™ Special K™ Protein Products
SAVE $1.00Kellogg’s® Krispies® Cereals On any TWO Kellogg’s® Rice Krispies® and/or Cocoa Krispies® Cereals
SAVE $1.00Kellogg’s Raisin Bran® On any TWO Kellogg’s Raisin Bran® Cereals
SAVE 50¢Keebler® Ready Crust® On any TWO Keebler® Ready Crust® Pie Crust

Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/74gol9p

Joe
http://www.joethecouponguy.com

ENTERTAINMENT BOOK 50% OFF SALE

Friday, March 23rd, 2012


Save on all the things you love to do!

ENTERTAINMENT BOOK
For a limited time only, save 50% on all Entertainment coupon book purchases with FREE SHIPPING included! Great to use when travelling too. I usually buy one to cities I travel too since they have plenty of entertainment and restaurant deals. Great reading material to when you are bored.

Click here to order:
http://tinyurl.com/3bn2zyr

Joe
http://www.joethecouponguy.com

VICTORIAS SECRET DEAL

Friday, March 23rd, 2012


Trupanion Veterinarian Approved Pet Insurance!

VICTORIAS SECRET
Get 7 panties for $26 using code SEVEN. Sale goes through Monday, 3/26.

EXTRA SECRET REWARD CARD – Add any in-stock item totaling $10 or more to your shopping bag and get a secret reward card of $10, $50, $100, or $500. Enter offer code SECRET12 at checkout. Your bonus free Secret Reward Card will be added to your order after offer code is applied. Valid through 11:59pm EST on March 24, 2012, while supplies last.

Joe
http://www.joethecouponguy.com

COFFEEMATE FREEBIE

Friday, March 23rd, 2012


huge book sale

COFFEE MATE
Today, Coffeemate will be giving away 200,000 coupons for a free bottle of COFFEE-MATE®. Make sure to request your coupon from their website or their Facebook page on March 23rd starting at 9am (PST).
Click here:
http://freeflavorfriday.coffee-mate.com/Default.aspx?

Joe
http://www.joethecouponguy.com

HOT DEALS

Thursday, March 22nd, 2012

Hot deals in March!

BEACHSIDE RESORT AND SPA
From $99 get a two-night stay for two at Newport Beachside Hotel & Resort in South Florida.
Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/6ego57m

GRIPMATE
$10 for a deluxe one-touch can opener + jar-opening Gripmate

Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/6ego57m

WHISTLE KEYS
$10 for a two-pack of whistle key finders, shipping included!

Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/6ego57m

CELLULAR BUYS
$20 for a Droid X2 by Motorola powered by Verizon Wireless, OtterBox case, car charger and more from Cellular Buys + free shipping!
Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/6ego57m

RESORT AT SQAUW CREEK
At the Resort at Squaw Creek in Olympic Valley, CA get a One-Night Stay for Two in a Deluxe Forest View Room for $149 (save 56%). It includes a Buffet Breakfast for Two at Cascades, $25 Spa Credit per Person Toward a 50- to 75-Minute Massage, Facial, or Body Treatment, and a Bottle of House Wine.

Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/4epwuq5

GUIDESTONES JEWELRY
At Guidestones Jewelry string up $40 and clasp $80 to spend on custom designed jewelry, plus get an optional 60- to 90-minute in-home workshop.

Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/4epwuq5

TO CLEAN FOR
Get those dust bunnies scampering out of your house with this cleaning service deal by To Clean For. Pay $49 for two and a half hours of house cleaning (regularly $120), or pay $89 for five hours (regularly $240).

Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/4epwuq5

FUNNY STOP COMEDY CLUB
This deal will make you slap you knees with laughter and happiness. At the Funny Stop Comedy Club in Akron pay $20 for four tickets to any comedy club show (a $56 value).

Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/4epwuq5


COLLINS LAKE RESORT
Enjoy the beauty of the Pacific Northwest at the Collins Lake Resort in Government Camp, OR. For $429 get a Three-Night Stay for Four Adults in a Chalet Condo. Up to Six Kids 12 or Younger Stay Free (save 43%). Combine Up to Six Nights.

Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/4bqn6dt

BASIC ESSENTIALS
At Basic Essentials in Solon try one of these treatments:
•$39 for one microdermabrasion treatment (a $95 value)
•$99 for three microdermabrasion treatments (a $285 value)

Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/4bqn6dt

SALON MICHAELS
At Salon Michaels in Mentor enjoy one of these packages:
•$39 for an Ultimate mani-pedi package, which includes a full spa pedicure with hot stones plus a leg and foot massage (a $65 value), and a spa manicure with hand and arm massage (a $20 value; an $85 total value)
•$29 for three signature manicures (a $60 value)

Customers can upgrade to a Shellac manicure or a Shellac pedicure for $20.

Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/4bqn6dt

CLEVELAND RUNNING COMPANY
Pay $20 for $40 Worth of Running Shoes, Apparel, and Accessories at the Cleveland Running Company in Shaker Heights.

Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/4bqn6dt

DENTIST
At Colleen Hickle DDS, she will help straighten your teeth with aligners. Located in Mayfield. Choose Between Two Options
•$1,400 for Simpli5 invisible aligners on top or bottom teeth (a $2,700 value)
•$1,999 for Simpli5 invisible aligners on top and bottom teeth (a $3,950 value)

Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/4bqn6dt

Joe
http://www.joethecouponguy.com


Find Local Deals 50% - 90% Off

DISCOUNTED AMC THEATRE GIFT CARDS

Thursday, March 22nd, 2012


AMC THEATRES
Purchase AMC Theatres gift cards discounted 14% from 3/22 – 3/23 only. Buy one now! See the Hunger Games or Avengers on the cheap!

Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/7mcpcm6

DISCOUNT MAGAZINE DEALS

Wednesday, March 21st, 2012


DISCOUNT MAGAZINES
Get these deals and more on their site for annual subscriptions.

Daily Deals for annual subscriptions:

Thu, Mar 22, Subscribe to Two-years of BusinessWeek Magazine, for only $12.99 ($0.13/issue)! Use Promo Code: 9003

Fri, Mar 23, Subscribe to The Atlantic Magazine, just $3.99/year! Use Promo Code: 2614

Sale (March 24 & 25 Only) – Over 15 Magazine Subscriptions from $3.99/year!

Spring Sale (March 24 & 25 Only) – Outdoor Magazines from $3.99/year!

Spring Sale (March 24 & 25) – Golf Digest $3.99/year (Up to 3 Years)!

Spring Sale (March 24 & 25) – Backpacker $3.99/year (Up to 3 Years)!

Spring Sale (March 24 & 25) – Running Times $4.50/year (Up to 4 Years)!

Spring Sale (March 24 & 25) – Bicycling $3.99/year (Up to 4 Years)!

Spring Sale (March 24 & 25 Only) – Cooking Magazines from $3.99/year!

Spring Sale (March 24 & 25) – Every Day with Rachael Ray $4.99/year (Up to 4 Years)!

Spring Sale (March 24 & 25) – Taste of Home $3.99/year (Up to 3 Years)!

Spring Sale (March 24 & 25) – Vegetarian Times $4.99/year (Up to 3 Years)!

Spring Sale (March 24 & 25) – Urban Farm $4.99/year (1 Year)!

Spring Sale (March 24 & 25 Only) – Fitness Magazines from $3.99/year!

Spring Sale (March 24 & 25) – Weight Watchers $3.99/year (Up to 4 Years)!

Spring Sale (March 24 & 25) – Shape $3.99/year (Up to 3 Years)!

Spring Sale (March 24 & 25) – Men’s Fitness $3.99/year (Up to 3 Years)!

Spring Sale (March 24 & 25) – Muscle & Fitness $3.99/year (Up to 3 Years)!

Spring Sale (March 24 & 25 Only) – Home Improvement Magazines from $3.99/year!

Spring Sale (March 24 & 25) – Family Handyman $4.99/year (Up to 4 Years)!

Spring Sale (March 24 & 25) – Better Homes & Gardens $3.99/year (Up to 4 Years)!

Spring Sale (March 24 & 25) – Architectural Digest $4.99/year (Up to 3 Years)!

Spring Sale (March 24 & 25) – Dwell $4.99/year (Up to 2 Years)!

Mon, Mar 26, Subscribe to Boy’s Life Magazine, just $7.99/year! Use Promo Code: 4749

Tue, Mar 27, Subscribe to Reader’s Digest Magazine, just $3.99/year! Use Promo Code: 4354

Wed, Mar 28, Subscribe to Looney Tunes Magazine, $13.99 for 1 year, and $18.99 for 2 years! Use Promo Code: 9949

Save $15 off $70 on Magazine Subscriptions! Coupon Code: 15OFFMAGS

Save $10 off your order of $50+! Use Promo Code: 10OFF50

Save $5 off your order of $30+! Use Promo Code: 5OFF30

Please note that subscriptions are NOT subject to automatic renewal.

Click here to order:
http://tinyurl.com/73w5gtx

Joe
http://www.joethecouponguy.com

EVERSAVE BONUS DEAL!

Wednesday, March 21st, 2012

Get $5 off any of the deals below and more on the site through Thursday, March 22nd. Act fast to get this added bonus!

WAWABOTS
$12 for a BPA-free water bottle personalized with your favorite photo from Wawabots + free shipping!

LITTLE TIKES
$10 for $20 worth of aden + anais, Melissa & Doug, Little Tikes, and more

PLANTLIFE
$15 for $36 worth of all-natural bug repellant and body products from Plantlife Natural Body Care

LINDT
$10 for $20 worth of Lindt Easter chocolates, truffles and more.

RESORTS
$349 for a seven-night stay at a variety of luxurious resorts around the world

Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/7mw3jtq

Joe
http://www.joethecouponguy.com


Find Local Deals 50% - 90% Off

MILES MARKET TWO DAY SALE

Tuesday, March 20th, 2012


Discount Gift Cards

MILES MARKET
Spring Bonus Sale good Thursday, 3/29 and Friday, 3/30. Open from 9:00 AM to 8:00 PM. Most deals are at least half off! Located in Solon at 28560 Miles Rd. Lots of healthy whole foods there.

Bananas – 33 cents/lb
Idaho Potatoes – $1.29/5 lb bag
Gala/Fuji Apples – 99 cents/lb
Iceburg Head Lettuce – 2/$1.25
Onions – .79/3 lb bag
Artichoke Hearts – 10/$10
Strawberries – 1 lb and Jumbo Eggs – you have to come to the store to find out the price
Chicken Leg Quarters – .89 cents/lb
Italian Suasage – $1.99/lb
Applewood Bacon – 4/$10
Boneless Pork Tenderloin – $2.99/lb
Salmon Fillets – Organically Fed – $6.99/lb
Smith Gallon Milk – $2.49
Amish Butter – 1 lb – 4/$10
Amish Swiss Cheese – $2.99/lb
Pecorino Romano – $4.99/lb
Dutch Apple Pie – $6.99
Italian Vienna Bread – 2/$3
Grandmas Potato Salad – $1.39/lb
Provolone Cheese – $4.99/lb
Turkey Breast – $3.99/lb
Hard Salami – $2.99/lb
All Meat Hot Dogs – $3.99/lb
Velvet Ice Cream – 56 oz – 3/$10
Extra Virgin Olive Oil – 2/$10
Dozen Roses – $7.99
and much more…

Joe
http://www.joethecouponguy.com

RESTAURANT.COM GIFT CERTIFICATES 80% OFF!

Monday, March 19th, 2012


Restaurant.com Weekly Promo Offer 600 X 400

RESTAURANT.COM
Get 80% off already discounted restaurant gift certificates! Get a $25 gift certificate for only $2 (normally $10) or even $50 gift certificates for $4 (normally $20)!

No expiration date on the gift certificates!
Deal expires 3/31/12!
Use code: HURRY

Click here to order:
http://tinyurl.com/7pomyul

Over 18,000 restaurants across the U.S. and 250 in the northeast Ohio area on Restaurant.com.

Joe
http://www.joethecouponguy.com

DEALS O’ THE WEEK, MALLS

Sunday, March 18th, 2012


Shop Advance Auto Parts

ADVANCED AUTO
$20 Off $75 BIG20 N/A N/A Save $20 Off Purchases of $75 or more with code BIG20!

$50 Off $200 BIG50 N/A N/A Save $50 Off purchases of $200 or more with code BIG50!

Save 15% on all orders AAP15OFF 3/1 3/31 Save 15% Off Your purchase with code AAP15OFF (exp. 3/31/12).

Take $10 off $30, $20 off $50 and $30 off $100 orders with code A123 (exp. 3/31/12)

Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/6syfc2z

ALDIS
Cantaloupes – 99 cents each
Green Grapes – 89 cents/lb
Oranges – 4 lb bag – 99 cents
Anjou Pears – 99 cents/lb
Pineapple – 99 cents – and here I thought $1.19 for a whole pineapple the other week was the best deal I’d ever see for a pineapple.
Strawberries – 1 lb – $1.29

CVS
Buy $12 get $4 extrabucks on Suave products – best deal – Buy 12 Suave deodorants and use .50 coupon on each = 12/$2 – also get .50 Suave coupon at http://tinyurl.com/255z7qp
Buy $15 worth and get $5 in extrabucks – Planters Nutrition – $4.50 plus use $1 coupon, Coke 12 packs $3 (limit 3), Powerade, Fuze, or Vitaminwater – $1, Coke 2 liter – $1.25
Biore – buy 2 get $5 in extrabucks – plus use buy any Biore strip get a free cleanser free coupon

FIRESTONE
Click here for Firestone coupons including buy 3 tires get 1 free:
http://www.firestonecompleteautocare.com/offers/

GIANT EAGLE
Rosina meatballs – $2 after .75 coupon
Gortons grilled fish – $2 after .50 coupon
Classico pasta sauce – buy 6 plus use three .50/2 coupons and get .10 in fuelperks (be sure to use the full 30 gallons allowed to get the max $3 value using it) = 6/$6
Yoplait lactose free yogurt – .30 after .30 coupon
Blue Diamond almonds – .84 after $1 coupon

HOME DEPOT
Get a $5 off a $50 coupon when you join the Home Depot Garden Club at: http://www.homedepotgardenclub.com


Find thousands of craft supplies online!

JOANN FABRICS
40 % off any one regular-priced item. Use promotion code DPN91 in your online shopping cart.
VALID THROUGH SAT., MAR. 31, 2012.

20% off your entire purchase. Use promotion code PXZ78 in your online shopping cart.
VALID THROUGH SUN., MAR. 18, 2012. Includes regular-, sale-priced & clearance items.

Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/7bhvykr

KMART
Double coupons up to $1 ($1 coupon will double to $2 off) every day of the week – limit of 5 with $25 purchase.
Tyson boneless chicken – $1.79/lb
Peaches/Plums/Nectarines/Grapes/Apples/Pears – 99 cents/lb
Doritos – BOGO
Bleach – $1
Apparel clearance – $3.99

OFFICEMAX
Get an extra 20% off clearance priced laptops and PCs.

RITE AID
Squat this week. Some so-so deals. Stuff like toothpaste you can get free any other week. Save yourself the trip. Rare since they usually have enough decent deals.


STAPLES
Workday Mystery Deals. A new offer each workday in March only at Staples.com!

VF OUTLET
Buy any 2 jeans, get any item free (must be equal or lower value of the lowest-priced jeans). Good through March 18.


WALGREENS
14 Day Fat Burn Cleanse – free after register rewards
Neosporin 3 piece trial pack – free after rebate – plus use $3 coupon

Buy 10 Folded Cards Get 10 Free
Coupon Code: FOLDED
End Date: 3/24/2012

4X6 Prints for $.10 each on orderes of 75 or more
Coupon Code: PRINTMAR
End Date: 3/24/2012

10 Gifts for $10
End Date: 3/24/2012

66% Off Custom Photo Books
Coupon Code: ALLCUSTBK
End Date: 3/24/2012

Click here:
Walgreens Deals


Print Free Coupons

COUPONS.COM
Get over 100 coupons including these on the site:
Litehouse products – $1
Caribou coffee – $1
Glade Spray – .55
Glade carpet odor eliminator – .55
Clorox 2 – $1
Lava – $1
Lactaid cottage cheese – .65
Suave – .50

Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/255z7qp


BEST DEAL MAGAZINES
Weekly deals for annual subscriptions:
TASTE OF HOME
Additional 70% Off
$5.40 for 1 year
Coupon Code: TASTE

DIGITAL PHOTO
Additional 20% Off
$4.76 for 1 year
Coupon Code: WKLYSPEC

OUTDOOR PHOTOGRAPHER
Additional 20% Off
$3.76 for 1 year
Coupon Code: WKLYSPEC

Daily Deals for annual subscriptions:
3/19 – Budget Travel 1 Year – $5.29
3/20 – Elle Decor 1 Year – $5.29
3/21 – Consumer Reports – with Buying Guide 1 Year – $25.90
3/22 – Nylon 1 Year – $4.29
3/23 – Camping Life 1 Year – $5.29
3/24 – Natural Health 1 Year – $4.29
3/25 – Garden & Gun 1 Year – $4.29

DEAL OF THE DAY PRICE MAY BE LOWER THAN LISTED ABOVE ON THE DAY OF THE OFFER .
Deal of the Day valid only on date specified through Midnight EST

SPRING INTO SAVINGS AT BEST DEAL MAGAZINES
Take An Extra 15% Off Most Titles
Code: PXCJ0325 Offer Expires March 25, 2012
250+ Magazines under $10 with this coupon!
70+ Popular Magazines – Just $3.99 with this coupon!
30+ Popular Magazines – Just $5.24 with this coupon!

TAKE AN EXTRA $5 OFF $30 ORDER COUPON
Code: MNDCJ0325 Offer Expires March 25, 2012

TAKE AN EXTRA $7.50 OFF $40 ORDER COUPON
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TAKE AN EXTRA $10 OFF $50 ORDER COUPON
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TAKE AN EXTRA $15 OFF $70 ORDER COUPON
Code: MTKCJ0325 Offer Expires March 25, 2012

Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/yegw9yq

WORD!
Did you ever use Microsoft Word and wonder if there are shortcuts that you don’t know about? Well there are some out there that is listed on this link. Sorry, but there isn’t one that will type everything you are thinking of with two blinks of your right eye.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/upgrade-your-life/8-microsoft-word-shortcuts-probably-don-t-know-200710557.html

FREE COLLEGE DAY
On March 24th at Lakeland Community College in Kirtland they are offering free classes! Check out the offerings at http://www.lakeland.edu/freecollegday


SeaWorld - Pay for a day.  Play all year.

SEAWORLD/BUSCH GARDENS/DISCOVERY COVE/SESAME PLACE
Save $10 by purchasing online at the above amusement parks!
Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/7qes9ge


Cell Phon Shop - 80% off

CELLPHONESHOP
Get cell phone accessories up to 90% off including phone power chargers, covers, and cases with these deals. Receive 15% Off with no minimum purchase! Use code CPSEAST11. Expires 4/20/12
20% off minimum purchase of $20! Use code CPSEAST12. Ends 4/20/12

Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/7qxydgj


LETSTALK
$50 VISA Gift Card + Free Phone Dock with HTC EVO 3D! HURRY! Offer ends 3/19!

Get FREE activation from Sprint! Offer Valid: 3/5-3/12/2012

Get FREE activation on smartphones from T-Mobile! Offer Valid: 3/17-3/25/2012

Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/7ecu9es

BEST CHOICE DJ
Get a Photo Booth package for $449 for 3 hours of unlimited photo sessions w/ choice of layout size/design, background, border customization, and color or B&W. PLUS choice of one of the following upgrades free: 1 additional hour, Video Booth or Green Screen Background! Use code: COUPONGUY. If you’ve not seen one used at a wedding reception, party, or other event, it’s a hoot! People love expressing themselves in the privacy of a booth you will get some outrageous and funny pics you’ll talk about for years to come. They are always a hit! And get a great DJ service while your at it at Best Choice DJ!

BONUS! Get a $50 Walmart gift card drawing for anyone who “likes” the FB page through the end of March.

Click here:
http://www.facebook.com/l/6AQEl_txVAQH-ypKvpVYNX3WK8Q5na1GmtHkY02w_5GP15g/www.BestChoiceDj.com

FREE CONCERT TICKETS
On April 12 at the Quicken Loan Arena check out George Clinton’s Parliment Funkadelic and Kid Cudi amongst other artists that will play. Get free tickets at http://www.rockhall.com or Discount Drug Mart stores or by calling 1-888-894-9424.

FREE CONCERTS
Summer in the City, a FREE live concert series featuring the most buzzed-about bands on the rise, returns this summer at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum on the Museum plaza (weather permitting, if necessary it will be moved inside to the Main Stage). Summer in the City is sponsored by Ohio Natural Gas, Magic Hat Brewing Company, Amtrak, KeyBank and Jim Beam.

Some of the country and region’s most popular up-and-coming bands and artists will perform for the first time at the Rock Hall. Each Summer the City artist or band has been invited to blog on rockhall.com/blog to share their experiences with fans: how they got started, their inspirations, their aspirations for the future and what their thoughts are on performing in Cleveland at the Museum.
Summer in the City 2011 Line-up included:

Wednesday, July 6th from 7-9 p.m.: Fitz and the Tantrums with Clovers
Wednesday, July 13th from 7-9 p.m.: Das Racist with Smoke Screen and Muamin Collective
Wednesday, August 3rd from 7-9 p.m.: The Joy Formidable with HotChaCha
Wednesday, August 17th from 7-9 p.m.: Murder by Death with the Buried Wires

ROCK HALL FREE ADMISSION DAY
No fee to visit the Rock Hall on Saturday, April 14th. They will be open from 9 am to 5:30 pm.

NORTH CENTRAL GOLF CENTER
North Central Golf Center (1336 W. 4th St., Mansfield, OH 44906 – 419-529-9600) will be having it’s annual DEMO DAY on March 24, 2012 from 10:00 AM – 2:00 PM. This is a FREE event open to the public. They have indoor/outdoor facilities so we will be holding this event rain, shine, sleet or snow. All the major golf club vendors will be represented with their latest and greatest equipment. People can try out the clubs and ask the brand reps their questions directly. More info on the website – http://www.ncgolfcenter.com


Performance Bike Logo

PERFORMANCE BICYCLE
Shop the outlet store for big savings at PerformanceBike.com

MALLS
Did you know that a new enclosed mall has not opened in the United States since 2006. I rarely go to malls anymore myself. I did go to a local mall recently and was surprised there were a lack of brand-name stores as there used to be. Many stores were lacking the pizzaz of a chain store. Some stores looked like a vagrant decided to open a store full of stuff they found on the street. I think one of them was selling a mitten I lost back in ’93.

Euclid Square Mall was a nice mall and thriving until one by one all the good stores left. It’s still open and it now has a handful of rinky dink stores and a Dillards outlet. Surprisingly, the facility still is in decent shape and the deals at the Dillards there are phenomenal. I remember going to the Orange Julius there all the time. That crap was good. I don’t think I’ve had one…probably since I lost that mitten.

A site called http://www.deadmalls.com shows malls that barely have any stores left and look like they are ready to shutter. They’re great for going out of business sales. Open air strip malls are much cheaper to operate.
Westgate Mall in Fairview Park was torn down and now has a ton of thriving retail stores in its place. Perhaps that is the way to go.

What isn’t the same with outdoor stores compared to an indoor mall is that the malls are great hangouts for teens. When I was at the mall recently I noticed them all over the place. Lots of hair-tossing Beiber-like guys and overly-expressive giggling gals were prowling the mall in packs of three or more all bunched together to the point they were literally touching elbows or just crowded into each other. If I didn’t know any better I think they became one like an ameba. I think they glue themselves together once they get to the mall.

I tried to glob onto a group of them and apparently was not welcome even though I crowded into them which I thought was ok. Maybe there is a ritual I have to go through before I can do so. I even asked them whassup thinking that famous line was still fresh. That ought to say how cool I was or so I thought. I never saw teenagers move so fast.

I think I will start my own roving gang at the mall. Just like the Jets and Sharks from the West Side Story we can rumble with the other glued-by-their-arms teens. I’ll have to get t-shirts made at Daffy Dans with our gangs colors and saying. I’m thinking of powder blue shirts with the saying…”We’re Fierce!”. We’ll be known as the Glamour Boys or perhaps the Willowick Crips, a gang I founded many moons ago.

There is always a Spencers in a mall so I stopped in to see what they sold. It’s more of a museum to me. I look but I don’t buy. Always seemed to be that way. I do have to stock back up my whoopie cushions.

I love to people watch and malls are great for such a thing. What not a better place to people watch but in the comfy chairs peppered about the mall. I realized how comfy when the night guard nudged me to wake up as the stores were all closed.

I also like to race the mall-walkers. They like to hug the inner perimeter of the mall just to maximize their walking distance. Using exagerrated arm movements when they are walking, they look like they are boxing fruit flies. When I race them I give them the signal that it’s on. I’ll draft behind them to reduce wind drag resistance. I usually make my move at The Limited Store and jockey by them (take a few minutes to imagine this as you will do it for the rest of your life any time you walk into The Limited). The race always seems to end at the Orange Julius since I can’t resist the magical taste of an Orange Julius or its Strawberry cousin.

JUNIOR ACHIEVEMENT
I’ve taught Junior Achievement for years. It’s a great way for students to round out their learning experience with the real world. If you’re interested in volunteering for them and want to learn more about the organization, they are having an open house to talk about JA.
When: Friday, April 6th from 8:30 – 9:30am
Where: JA Office, 1422 Euclid Avenue Ste. 525, Cleveland, OH 44115

RSVP to by Shanna Ebeling by Tuesday, April 3rd at 216-861-8080 or sebeling@jacleveland.org.

ROSEN INN
$199 for a four-night stay at the Rosen Inn at Pointe Orlando (save 68%).
Click here:
http://tinyurl.com/6ego57m

TATTOO BANDZ
$10 for three sets of colorful, stretchable Tattoo Bandz (save 66%).
Click here:
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DISNEY STORYBOOKS
$21 for two personalized Disney storybooks, shipping included ($42 value).
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SPLAT SHACK PAINTBALL
Enjoy the thrill of paintball at Splat Shack Paintball. $40 scores a package for two people, including a field pass, rental equipment, 500 paintballs, and unlimited air refills (an $80 value). Located at Caskey’s Campground in Orrville.
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SPEVOCKS NAUTICAL LANES
$38 affords you and five friends a night of bowling fun at Spevock’s Nautical Lanes in Avon Lake (save 50%).
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MARBELLA
Treat yourself to Marbella Restaurant, located across from the Beechmont Country Club on Chagrin Boulevard. Snare $20 to pile your plate with $40 of the signature paella (seafood on saffron rice topped with chicken and Spanish sausage), or select from a dinner menu featuring soup, appetizers, meat, fish, seafood, and pasta.
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MIDWEST AUTOMOTIVE CONSULTANTS
At Midwest Automotive Consultants pay $85 to give your car, truck, or SUV a high-quality full auto detail service (regularly $250).
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BEST WESTERN BLACK HILLS
Enjoy Deadwood, Sturgis, Mount Rushmore, the Black Hills, and much more in southwestern South Dakota at the Best Western Plus Four Presidents Lodge. Get a two-night stay for two adults in a two-queen room with daily breakfast; up to two kids 16 or younger stay free. Save 50%.
$105, valid April 13–May 23
$195, valid May 24–August 25
$205, valid August 26–September 30
Included in all options:
Mount Rushmore parking pass

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DECANTING WINE POURER
•$10 for a Menu decanting wine pourer (a $19.95 value).
•An additional $3 shipping fee will be charged at checkout.
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CORRADIS MASTER PIZZA
A deal, a pizza…two most wonderful things at Corradis Master Pizza in Middleburg Heights.
Choose Between Two Options:
•$9 for one large pizza, one appetizer, and a 2-liter soda (up to a $19.70 total value)
•$19 for two large pizzas, two appetizers, and two 2-liter sodas (up to a $39.40 total value)
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IX INDOOR AMUSEMENT PARK
$24 for Two Tickets for Admission on Friday, March 23 ($48 Value) at the IX Amusement Park in Cleveland.
•Includes access to Big Cat Encounter and Cirque Shanghai
•More than 150 rides, games, and attractions, and a petting zoo
•Open from 3 p.m. to 10 p.m. March 23
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SPRAY U TAN
Get an instant tan at Spray U Tan located in Willoughby.
Choose from Four Options:
•$12 for one airbrush spray tan (a $25 value)
•$22 for two airbrush spray tans (a $50 value)
•$40 for one month of weekly airbrush spray tans (a $100 value)
•$240 for one year of weekly airbrush spray tans (a $1,300 value)
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BRAVO CUCINA ITALIANA
Get 50% off all ravioli on March 20th.

QUIZNOS
Get 20% off your catering order coupon here:
http://www.quiznos.com/basketball-catering-coupon.aspx

OPENING
Discount Drug Mart – Strongsville
Calavittas Pizza Time – Mentor behind Long John Silvers
Yoga Studio & Wellness Center – 14055 Cedar Rd in South Euclid
GetGo gas station – at the former Shell gas station on Mayfield and South Belvoir – opening later this year
Health & Fitness Equipment Centers – 28700 Chagrin Blvd in Woodmere
Cato – Great Lakes Plaza in Mentor – value-priced women’s fashion apparel, jewelry. shoes, and accesories.
Village Martini & Wine Bar – Chagrin Falls at 516 East Washington – happy hour from 4 to 6 pm – drink and gourmet pizza specials

WELW
Listen at 7:18 AM on Wednesdays to WELW 1330 AM as I go over the deals of the week on the Wake Up Lake County Show. Go to http://www.WELW.com to listen to old podcasts or to listen live.

CLASS SCHEDULE
Learn how to save a ton of money at one of my classes! Learn how to save 70% and more grocery shopping and over 90% toiletry shopping. Also find out how to save money on restaurants, utility bills, cell phones, travel, gas, prescriptions, and tons more! To view my upcoming class schedule please go to: http://www.joethecouponguy.com/schedule/index.htm

If you’re interested in booking a class for your organization, please contact me at joe@joethecouponguy.com.

Be sure to register for libraries that require registration as many have waiting lists.

March
Monday, March 26, 2012 – 7:00 PM – Chick-Fil-A – Willoughby – Register at http://www.ourchickfila.com – 35441 Euclid Ave – Free Coupon Book Giveaway for Attendees good at Willoughby Chick-Fil-A restaurant – class is FULL

April
Tuesday, April 3, 2012 – 12:00 PM – Geauga County Retired Teachers – Chardon
Tuesday, April 10, 2012 – 7:00 PM – Mayfield Library
Monday, April 16, 2012 – 7:00 PM – Burton Library
Wednesday, April 18, 2012 – 7:00 PM – Avon Library
Saturday, April 21, 2012 – 2:00 PM – Ida Rupp Library – Port Clinton
Monday, April 23, 2012 – 7:00 PM – Avon Lake Early Childhood PTA – Avon Lake Library
Monday, April 30, 2012 – 7:00 PM – Chick-Fil-A – Willoughby – Register at http://www.ourchickfila.com – 35441 Euclid Ave – Free Coupon Book Giveaway for Attendees good at Willoughby Chick-Fil-A restaurant

May
Wednesday, May 2, 2012 – 7:00 PM – Bay Village Library
Tuesday, May 8, 2012 – 7:00 PM – Streetsboro Parks & Recreation – call 330-626-3802 to register – $20 fee
Wednesday, May 9, 2012 – 7:00 PM – Middlefield Library
Monday, May 21, 2012 – 7:00 PM – Independence Kiwanis Club

June
Wednesday, June 27, 2012 – RSVP Lake County – Chick-Fil-A Willougby

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Joe
http://www.joethecouponguy.com

MACYS PARMATOWN FINAL MARKDOWNS

Friday, March 16th, 2012


MACYS
The Parmatown Macy’s store will be closing March 17th. Everything is an additional 60% to 80% off the lowest marked price.

Joe
http://www.joethecouponguy.com

CAR MAINTENANCE DEAL

Friday, March 16th, 2012

MOTORCARS TOYOTA
Get One or Three Auto-Care Packages with Oil Change, Tire Rotation, Inspection, and Car Wash (Up to 87% Off) at Motorcars Toyota in Cleveland Heights.
Choose from these options:
•$13 for one auto-care package with a standard oil change and safety inspection (a $31.95 value), tire rotation (a $24.95 value), and car wash (a $6 value; a $62.90 total value)
•$25 for three of the above packages (a $188.70 total value)
Located at:
Cleveland Heights 2950 Mayfield Rd.
Cleveland Heights, Ohio 44118
(216) 371-2401

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Joe
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